A heartwarming tale of hospital fun!
This was recorded ages ago by some brave souls from Starfleet Dental, who listened as I got drunk at 0300 and told them the beautiful story of a man whose body overcame a terrible disease by sheer willpower alone. Or, wait, no, I think he actually died horribly while rotting. Either way, I'm sure this will lift your spirits.
Do not listen to it while eating.