This facility starts its weeks on Mondays. So I typically work Fri, Sat, Sun, Mon; have Tues off; work Wed & Thurs; then have seven days off in a row. It's a pretty rad schedule.
Report this morning: one charming lady with restless leg syndrome and chronic GERD, who had come into the ER after the most severe heartburn of her life, only to discover that she was having a STEMI.
The term “heart attack” is kind of tricky. We picture a guy grabbing his chest and keeling over, or if the TV writers are extra clever, maybe the guy has some left shoulder pain and starts sweating. The medics hook the actor up to a monitor and we see a flat line—his heart stopped! OH MY VERY FUCK, WE HAVE TO SHOCK. The nurse and doctor make eyes at each other as they paddle one million kilojoules into the patient’s nipples.
This may shock you: heart attacks on television are not usually accurately portrayed. For one thing, if your heart has stopped, you are generally not gonna have the energy to clutch your chest and manfully pretend that you’re just a little out of breath. Heart attacks—we call them myocardial infarctions because that sounds more professional and cool—may often end with cardiac arrest, but kind of in the same way that digestion ends with pooping.
“Myocardial” breaks down into two words: cardiac, which I’m sure you can figure out, and myo, which just means ‘muscle tissue’. Infarct is not a word we use often in the civilian world, although we fucking should, because it means that something has necrosed from oxygen starvation. “What happened to your boss?” “He has been… infarcted.” So myocardial infarction, MI, means that blood flow to part of the heart has been cut off, and some of the tissue has died.
The surrounding tissue is typically ischemic, which is another great metaphor word that should totally be used to describe shit like traffic jams, social isolation, and wi-fi shortage. Ischemia means that the tissue is being starved for oxygen, but hasn’t actually died yet. So in any MI, there’s usually an area of ischemia that can be rescued if you get blood flow going again.
Ischemia is responsible for the pain. Dead tissue doesn’t feel like anything much, but injured and starving tissue does. If you’ve ever sat on your leg wrong and cut off blood flow to your foot, you know how much that shit hurts. Or if you’ve attempted to run a mile because you heard it’s a good thing to do, and ended up a block and a half later throwing up into your neighbor’s hydrangeas while your diaphragm insists that it’s been stabbed in the dick—which is absolutely not something I would do of course—you know what muscle feels like when it’s pushed past its ability to gather oxygen.
Weirdly enough, biologically female bodies have different symptoms. I’ve heard various rationales for this, ranging from “smaller blood vessels” to “different enervation” to “estrogen causes clotting changes” to “uhhhh lady parts are weird.” Fact is, if you were born with a vagina, chances are good your heart attack will feel more like back pain, indigestion, fatigue, and shortness of breath than the “classic” heart attack. (This scares me, because I don’t know about you ladies, but I just call that Wednesday evening.)
I would like to see some more research done on heart disease and MI symptoms in FTM transgendered people undergoing testosterone therapy, by the way. I feel like we could learn a hell of a lot about the effect of androgens on the cardiovascular system.
But I digress. The area of ischemia and infarction is really important. If there’s just ischemia, no infarct, you get angina—transient (or not so transient) chest pain that isn’t a heart attack, but should warn you that you’re in danger. If there is infarct, but only some unimportant corner of your heart muscle dies, you can still have some nasty side effects (any dead tissue, for instance, is at risk of rupturing), but you’ll probably be okay except for the loss of heart flexibility and contraction power.
If you have a chunk of dead heart in the middle of a crucial conduction path or an area responsible for a lot of fluid-pushing, you are in serious, serious shit. The bigger the MI, the more likely you are to kill off a really critical section of your heart, and the more vital it is that you get the clots dug out of your heart , like, stat.
One of the ways we tell the gravity of the dead-heart-chunk situation is by classifying MIs as NSTE-MIs or STE-MIs. A Non ST Elevation MI typically has an area, the ST segment, in the EKG—the wavy line that represents electrical activity in the heart—that is depressed, rather than elevated. The depressed line tells us that the electricity is moving slower in that area of the heart, because the cells are stressed out and can’t exchange ions quickly (remember how some ions, like potassium, belong inside the cell, where they provide electrical impulse?). If the cells die, however, they stop being machines and become dead lumps of cell-wreckage, with ions floating around their battered husks freely. And this means that transmission of electrical impulses through that area is extremely fast, because nothing is regulating the flow, because everything is dead and therefore isn’t accessing (or even delaying) that electrical signal before it’s passed on to the next glob of cells.
This is expressed on the EKG as an area of ST elevation. An ST Elevation MI is bad, bad news, and requires immediate intervention and clotbusting. An NSTEMI can often be medically managed for a while with oxygen and anti-clotting medications and vasodilators to increase blood flow, allowing the body a chance to fix its shit without having holes punched in it. A STEMI is do or die—punch a hole in the pt’s crotch, jam a long tube up their femoral artery and aorta into their heart, dig out the clot, and put in a stent to hold the chewed-up cardiac artery open before any more heart-chunks die.
The weird thing is that, after a cardiac cath procedure, pts often don’t realize how big of a deal this is. They were moderately sedated during the procedure, and there wasn’t a lot of visible cutting, and their chest pain is all better and they’re annoyed because they have to keep their leg perfectly straight while their femoral artery heals for a few hours. All the cousins visit and bring flowers and See’s Candies. They’ll be headed home tomorrow or the day after, gotta pick up a few new prescriptions on the way, remember to call 911 for chest pain or shortness of breath, back on their feet in time to make that baseball game on Friday. It’s not like they were dying.
And yet… they did almost die. Twenty years or so ago, before we had cardiac catheterization as an option, people keeled over and died all the damn time, and even if they made it to the hospital there wasn’t a thing we could do. STEMI or NSTEMI, we dumped medications into them and crossed our fingers that enough heart muscle would survive to keep them going. They would lie in hospital beds, pale and sweating and gasping for breath, gagging on ten-out-of-ten crushing chest pain, until the MI had run its course and they could either go home and wait to die slowly of heart failure, or half their heart turned black and gooey and they died. For days.
Modern medicine is nothing short of a fucking miracle.
Anyway. All that was to say: this pt was absolutely just fine, headed for home by noon the next day, eating and walking around. She was a good pairing for the other pt I picked up.
My other pt was incredibly sick. He had been some kind of college athlete once upon a time, headed for the big leagues, scouts bothering him while he and his brand-new wife tried to move into their brand-new home. Then he was diagnosed with non-Hodgkins lymphoma, dosed with chemo, nuked with radiation, sliced open to remove his spleen, and finally proclaimed cancer-free. He played his sport the entire time, but after college his health—while fairly acceptable— wouldn’t permit professional athleticism. He still holds several records at his prestigious university.
Fast-forward a couple of decades and a couple dozen hospital stays. The radiation tore him up. His esophagus was burned and scarred, and where his spleen had been removed to stop the spread of lymphoma, he now has a hiatal hernia—a weak spot in his diaphragm—and his stomach has adhered to his belly wall. He’s had a couple of heart attacks, as his coronary arteries were so damaged by the radiation that they’re all scarred up and tear and clot easily. And recently, he started coughing up blood.
A biopsy revealed adenocarcinoma—cancer, from the radiation that once cured him of cancer. His left lung was eaten up with it.
About a week ago, he had surgery to remove the cancer. They ended up removing his entire left lung and pieces of the pericardium, the fluid sac around the heart. The tumor had grown to wrap around the pulmonary artery, which made the procedure a terrifying ordeal—a millimeter off, and the pt would exsanguinate like the Black Knight. While they were removing his lung, he suffered another MI intraoperatively, and because of the severity of the surgery and the danger of fucking up his precariously snipped-and-scraped pulmonary artery, they weren’t able to perform a cardiac cath for three days.
It was a STEMI. The right side of his heart, the side that pumps blood into the lungs (or, in his case, lung), has lost some of its function permanently.
But after the cath, he started to come around. He was extubated, and managed to talk and sit up in a chair and even have a few sips of water, although his esophageal scarring had acted up again and he had developed stenosis—narrowing—which prevented him from eating.
A few days later, he vomited. He inhaled the vomit. Things went downhill from there.
A lot of people who vomit while already weak or ill accidentally inhale it. This is incredibly bad for the lungs and can cause severe pneumonia, both from the germ content of the gut juices and from the irritation of stomach acid in the lung’s air sacs. For him, the combination of slow gut movement (after anesthesia and opioid administration, a very common effect), esophageal scarring, and adhesion of the stomach caused vomiting, and his body’s weakness combined with his scarred-up throat kept him from protecting his airway. Within twelve hours, he was reintubated.
Attempts to give him a feeding tube failed. Even in Interventional Radiology, where live-action xray imaging is used to do delicate internal work, the tube wouldn’t go the right way. Important medications, like the Plavix he takes to keep his cardiac stents open, went unadministered; other drugs, like heparin, provided some protection but still left him at uncomfortably high risk. His depression medication levels lagged.
I picked him up, noted that he was pouring gross green-gray chunky secretions from his remaining lung, and alerted the pulmonologist. I’ve seen pts cough up some outrageous things, but this looked like some kind of dead flesh liquefaction business, and smelled like fish sauce. The pulmonologist grabbed a bronchoscope and a respiratory tech, and we did a bedside swish-and-slurp of his airway, sending the results off to be examined by the lab.
There really wasn’t much down there, reported the pulmonologist, just a big chunk of sticky gray shit—which came up through suction in pieces, a chunk maybe the size of a cherry pit all told, reeking like an Icelandic delicacy—and a lot of very irritated lung tissue. We did a chest x-ray, and revealed patchy white spots that indicated fluid buildup in the lungs. The pulmonologist suspected pulmonary edema, and ordered a diuretic to see if that helped his lungs clear out… but I suspected something grimmer.
Pulmonary edema—backed-up fluid in the lung tissues—typically happens because the left side of the heart is sick and can’t pump fluid away from the lungs effectively. It’s not uncommon after a left-sided MI. But this guy had a right-sided MI, so if there was a fluid back-up issue from the heart, it should be backing up into the tissues themselves, not into the lungs.
There is another condition that looks like pulmonary edema, and is, in a way, fluid swelling in the lungs. It’s called ARDS—acute respiratory distress syndrome—and instead of fluid pooling in the air sacs, the lung tissues themselves become inflamed and brittle and start to weep. The cardboard-stiff tissues are too swollen to allow blood to flow easily, and fluid backs up into the right side of the heart, blowing it up like a balloon, and causing atrial fibrillation as the nerve fibers stretch apart and start panicking and firing at random intervals.
ARDS is not a thing you want to have with only one lung.
By midmorning we performed another bronchoscopy, this one attempting to advance his breathing tube past the split between his airway branch, the place where the left and right mainstem bronchi split, called the carina. If we could get the inflatable balloon cuff down into the right mainstem, totally cutting off the left, we could increase his PEEP, forcing some of the fluid back into his circulatory system and protecting his air sacs (alveoli) from boogering shut. (Increasing the air pressure against a freshly sewn-up bronchial tube is a bad thing, and can cause rupture, which is basically the worst.)
In the end, we weren’t able to get the cuff secured in the right mainstem, and he continued to struggle to oxygenate and ventilate. Finally, in fear and trembling, we raised his PEEP juuuust a little bit.
And what do you know, he improved! Finally a fucking break for this guy.
He was improved enough that the GI doc felt safe doing a bedside EGD to try and place a PEG tube for feedings. Unfortunately, between his hiatal hernia (stomach not where it should be), his esophageal stricture, and the adhesions, the only place that was available to stick a tube through would have gone through the wall where all the arteries are. You can imagine how excited we were at the prospect of blindly cutting into a forest of arteries on this guy. Instead, the GI doc fed a small-bore feeding tube along the scope, and just like that we had access for his pills again. Not a moment too soon—his anxiety when he woke up was out the roof. I ended up grinding a Xanax into powder and flushing that down his feeding tube.
Oh yeah—this guy is poorly sedated. We have him on a shitload of fentanyl for pain, but his hospital course has been long and ugly, and opioids don’t work as well for him as they used to. We’re also using precedex, a newer sedative that’s not supposed to contribute to delirium or cause hypotension, but which the average ICU nurse will tell you is almost as effective as plain saline at sedating a really agitated pt. I asked if we could start him on some propofol, and got some bullshit about the danger of prolonging his QT interval—the time it takes his heart to repolarize and be ready for the next beat—even though we have him on a kajillion other QT-prolonging meds. I just bolus him a huge dose of fentanyl every time I plan to do anything to him, and dosing him with all the grudgingly-metered benzos and low-level pain control meds (tylenol, toradol) I can scare up by jumping out at doctors from behind the printer.
His nausea issues have been a fucking thorn in my side. With his guts all backed up, he can totally puke around the breathing tube, although his airway will be protected… but a newish surgical incision is not a fun thing to strain against while you’re vomiting. Also, I am not a fan of all the pressure jackery that comes along with dry heaving, especially with that left mainstem all delicate. I’ve been giving him a ball-ton of Zofran, which usually helps with the nausea… but it’s not doing a lot. The docs have me giving him scheduled Reglan, which stimulates gastric movement and reduces nausea, but it doesn’t seem to be very helpful, and has the potential to interact with his SSRI (as would any of the stronger anti-nausea meds). I’m giving him some truly thorough oral care, for the most part, and trying to avoid stimulating his gag reflex any more than I have to.
In the midst of all this, I traded pts at 1500 during afternoon shift change. Somebody else got my lovely STEMI lady, and I picked up a complete train wreck of a family whose grandfather has been treated uselessly for glioblastoma, a brain tumor that has negligible survival rates. They’ve put him through everything anyway—chemo, gamma knife, you name it. He’s slowly losing control of his body. His family is of mixed faith, mostly Farsi speaking, and the faith conflict has been… incredibly tricky. As a result, he’s just lying in the ICU slowly choking on his secretions while the family fusses about him, providing tons of supportive care and love and also fucking with all his equipment and doing batshit crazy things like stuffing his oxygen mask straps with tissue paper to keep the loose elastic from irritating his face. All the air whooshes out over his forehead and he starts gasping, so they plug the edges of the mask with more tissue paper. I walked in there about 1700 and thought that poor fucker had been mummified. They had also poured medicated antifungal powder all over his body, patting it into his thick pelt of body hair until he looked like some kind of gigantic Versailles pompadour or a guinea pig making a nest in a brick of cocaine.
At one point I walked in and found three of them crowded at the foot of the bed, fighting with each other about God and about whose caregiving was the best as they clipped and filed his toenails, which were grisly. I backed out of the room and left them to it.
Their behavior is just fucking bizarre. They fight and snivel and guilt-trip each other and assume martyred postures and heave endless rubbery sighs as they make up new and ever-more-intrusive ways to take care of their grandfather, who looks more and more uncomfortable as they tape towels to his hands and smear vaseline in his eyebrows and fiddle with his foley catheter so that it pulls against this side, then the other side, then this side again, of his urethra.
Apparently a number of nurses have fired them. I am well-accustomed to families from that part of the world being very involved in pt care, distrustful of American doctors, and deeply invested in the possibility of their family member recovering even when chances are slim. That can be challenging, because American medicine is not really set up to accommodate that spectrum of cultural needs, and anybody who’s worked in a hospital can tell you that pts with a thick accent are more likely overall to have their questions and requests ignored. But it’s not really something to fire a pt for—it’s something to learn a new cultural language for.
This is totally different. These people are an unhealthy family of whackjobs with irreconcilable differences who are held together entirely by the tenuous glue of their grandfather’s chronic illness, which they use against each other as a weapon, struggling to maintain control of his condition by being the most caretaker at any given point. His body is a family battleground. Thank goodness he’s mostly zonked and doesn’t have to be awake for this bullshit.
Abd guy has been making tenuous progress. His abdomen is mostly closed except for a wound vac, and he was able to wake up during my camping trip and follow commands. As far as I can tell, nobody has checked him for methanol intoxication yet. I floated a hint to his nurse, although I’m not sure at this point it will make much of a difference. His anion gap acidosis rages unchecked. I’m impressed that he’s alive, let alone progressing; his necrotizing pancreatitis is severe. I’m not exactly holding out a lot of hope for him, but who knows?
If I had to choose only one of them to survive, I'd rather see my pneumonectomy guy live than my abd pt, which makes me feel a little guilty. They both seem like nice people, but the abd guy is a single dude with a distant family—still ignorant of his condition, none of them in contact yet—and a crippling chronic addiction problem that will make his recovery process hell for him, while the pneumo guy is just an unlucky dude who got cancer as a young adult and who has kids and a wife who will be devastated when he’s gone.
But hey, if I could choose who lives or dies, I’d throw Crowbarrens out a window and chuck his wife after him and let both of these guys live. I would be a dread god of capricious benevolence.
Crowbarrens isn’t back yet, and every day he stays gone, I’m a little more antsy. I can’t believe we sent him home last time with his wife—did I mention this? She brought him in on a Friday because all their daytime home health nurses were taking the weekend off and his wife, who performs all care for him at night and while the caretakers are gone, called the police and said that if she had to spend the weekend with him she would murder him and then kill herself. She spent the weekend on our psych unit and he spent the weekend on our ICU. AND THEN WE SENT HIM HOME WITH HER. That will go over really, really well if she actually does murder him. Or if there’s a welfare check and he tells the police what she said last time. Or, basically, if anything happens to him at all, we are getting reamed like half a lemon by Adult Protective Services.
I cornered my manager and delivered a frothy screed about risk management and liability and the extent to which I do not want to lose my job because the ICU got sued down to the baseboards and is now too poor for indoor plumbing. His eyes bugged out a little bit. I think this is the first time he’s seen me in warpaint. It’s good for him, probably. I hope he doesn’t start dodging me behind corners.
Three days on, then one day off, then two more days on. Then I go camping again, because I have a Problem.
God, I hope this one lives. He probably won’t, but I hope he does.
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Monday, July 20, 2015
Saturday, July 18, 2015
I have no idea what week this is but it's Friday
I had Friday off. I spent it on meaningless bullshit and faffery, for the most part; my sister and I had a meeting with her new guidance counselor to schedule some aptitude testing and discuss tutoring/counseling options for the next week. She’s settling in well—learning things like “how to make a sandwich” and “how to use a bus.” I feel like I’ve been working almost every day since she arrived.
Saturday morning I assumed the role of first admit nurse, then took report on one pt, a frequent flyer who has been notorious for her poor adherence to heart failure medications and home bipap use. She is cared for almost entirely by her devoted son, who does a fine job except that she refuses a lot of care, and hits. Or did. Last time she was here we put her on a horse-tranquilizing dose of Paxil, and this time around she’s been fairly pleasant and cooperative.
Her son is a very gentle sort, a little bit Bob Ross and a little bit hapless victim, so I was quite surprised to hear him call the Paxil her “anti-bitch pills.” He said it in such a self-deprecating way that it took me a moment to realize he was making a joke. I suspect that his life has changed a lot for the better since we started her on the meds.
She hadn’t been handling her bipap well lately, though, so not only had she collected lots of carbon dioxide, but her heart failure was really acting up. Explaining this will take a little bit of pathophysiology, so buckle in.
The old ICU saying goes: if you ain’t got pressure, you ain’t got shit. Blood pressure is so crucial to survival that we’ve even changed our CPR methods to emphasize compressions—pressing on the heart to maintain some blood pressure—and decreased the whole rescue-breathing thing to “meh, if you have time, but don’t stop compressions.” Oxygenation and ventilation (remember, ventilation refers to airing out the carbon dioxide in your blood) are important, but without pressure, you can’t get the oxygen to the tissues or return CO2-laden blood from the tissues. And your body can deal with a little low oxygen or high CO2 (your blood keeps a huge amount of oxygen after its first pump-through!), but not with a loss of pressure.
But what if you have too much pressure? High blood pressure makes tiny tears in your veins, which scab and scar and become susceptible to clots. Not as damaging as high blood sugar, which is like knives in your blood, but it will definitely tear you up inside. And if your blood pressure gets too high, you might blow a blood vessel in your brain—you will typically feel a headache only once it’s too late to do more than contain the bleed. High blood pressure is a silent killer.
What about if you have a pressure imbalance? That’s what’s happening to this lady. She has an obstructive breathing disease, with nasty sleep apnea that traps air in her lungs while she sleeps. The pressure in her lungs grows and grows as her body struggles to overcome her collapsed airways, until finally the air escapes with a whoosh and she can start the process of gasping for more air. There’s a reason people with sleep apnea are always tired and shitty-feeling: they spend their nights suffocating.
Meanwhile, the right side of the heart, which pumps blood into the lungs to be oxygenated, has to pump against a huge amount of pressure. As the pressure grows in the lungs, the blood has to be squeeeeeezed in with incredible force, and eventually the right side of the heart blows out like a stepped-on water balloon, becoming weak and floppy, and struggling to empty itself so more blood can return from the body. So blood backs up in the body, and the water that would normally be peed away by the kidneys just squeezes out into your tissues instead. Usually the lower part of your body first. People with right-sided heart failure get giant, swollen ogre legs, which get so stretched out they form big bubbly scars where water is tucked away, never to be returned to the bloodstream again.
One of the most crucial treatments for this is a diuretic, a water pill that convinces the kidneys to pee extra water away while it has the chance, since it’ll take a lot more work for the body to get water all the way back around to the kidneys again. So if you are, say, a grouchy old lady who hits nurses and doesn’t believe in taking her pills, pretty soon you’re retaining more water than New Orleans in hurricane season. And if your bipap is lying in a drawer while you sleep, your CO2 rises, and you become too groggy from CO2 poisoning to wake up and breathe.
CPAP and BiPAP can help a lot with this too. CPAP gives a little boost of air pressure to keep the airways open; BiPAP uses two different pressure levels, one for inspiration and the other for expiration. The increase in pressure is absolutely minimal compared to the whole “lungs stuck shut” pressure differential, and the overall result is that the lungs stay open, the volume of air (and thus the ventilation of CO2) is maximized, and the pt is wildly uncomfortable for the first little bit and then suddenly realizes they can breathe again. Nobody wants to wear a mask over their face… until they realize they can finally sleep like a real human with the mask on.
So she came in to the hospital nearly comatose, swollen up like a marshmallow in the microwave, smelling like the inside of a hobo’s shoe. I have a personal thing about stinky pts: I want them to be clean. I will make them clean if it kills me. Under no circumstances short of immediate, life-threatening danger will I allow my pts to lie in their filth with a baguette’s worth of yeasty crust on their scalp and a gunt-tuck full of smegma the texture and color of butterscotch pudding. If you come into my merciful care and your vagina is oozing all-natural Cheez Wiz, you had better get ready to spread.
I shoved a bedpan under her head and shoulders and soaked her in warm soapy water up to the ears, periodically sloshing more over her scalp and dumping the detritus in the toilet to be replaced with more. Once the water started clearing up, I emptied half a bottle of chlorhexadine mouthwash into the next round, and let that seep through the microbial rainforest of her ratty hair until the tectonic plates of yeast-plaque gave up and let go. The scalp underneath was raw and pink and looked like a fresh pork chop with a little incidental gray hair growing out of it.
All her folds I scrubbed, with the help of the long-suffering CNA, lashing the creases with antifungal powder and lining them with folded absorbent pads. The less said about her lady parts the better, but I can’t imagine how anyone could have dustflaps that yeast-eaten and not cry like a kicked dog every time they took a piss.
Her son came in near the end of the scrub-a-thon and gaped. “She never lets me wash her,” he said. “The last time I tried, she hit me and said she’d be dead before anybody washed her hair again.”
“Well, unconscious,” I said, and added that if she really wanted to stay filthy she was going to have to make sure she took her medicine so she wouldn’t become unconscious and be at the mercy of nurses again.
Then I got a call from the charge nurse: a rapid response from upstairs would be my admit, an alcoholic gentleman who had come in with pancreatitis three days before, gone into massive withdrawal, and then become so short of breath that he was being emergently intubated upstairs.
I knew right away it was going to be a clusterfuck. The intensivist was up to his neck in the drowned kid’s case, and was in the middle of a chest tube insertion that would need to be followed by a bronchoscopy. His acute lung injury was reaching the point where he couldn’t maintain decent oxygen levels, let alone ventilate effectively. Worse, he’d started to show signs of severe brain injury, small seizures that ramped up throughout the day until (right around the time I left) he was in status epilepticus, a massive seizure storm that we couldn’t seem to get under control. Needless to say, if my guy was going to be trouble, he was going to be my trouble.
Naturally, he showed up looking like yesterday’s shit. Blood pressure tanking, legs cold and mottled, foley catheter having drained less than 5mL of urine per hour (we start worrying at 30mL/hr) for the last six hours, nostrils flaring to suck in more air even while the ventilator forced each breath in. His anion gap—a measure of his energy status on the cellular level—was incredibly elevated, along with his blood glucose, which suggested that his sugar was staying in his blood rather than being eaten by his cells. His body was acidotic, which supported that idea—starving cells shit out torrents of lactic acid—but, weirdly, his potassium levels were low.
Those of you who have been following this blog for a bit have already been bashed over the head with the relationship between insulin, sugar, and potassium, but I will explain it again for the new admits. Insulin isn’t a magic anti-sugar substance—it’s just the key that opens your cells’ mouths so they can eat the sugar out of your blood. It also lets them eat potassium, which is a positive anion that keeps the inside of the cell electrically imbalanced against the outside (where negative sodium ions and other such things float around). Between the potassium, which is the electricity that powers the cells’ pumps, and the sugar, which is the gasoline that powers their engines, insulin keeps your cells purring along like that Nissan 240Z pignose you had in college and will never forget.
(I did not have that car. I barely know what that car is. My husband had that car and still obsessively draws pictures of it, rhapsodizes about it, and laments its demise to this day. He likes engines a lot and likes to stay up late at night and look at pictures of old Soviet planes until three in the morning, hurriedly switching windows back to wholesome Miata portraiture when I stumble to the kitchen for a glass of water. This is a dumb derail and I will stop.)
If there’s not enough insulin, or if your cells have become resistant to insulin, your blood sugar will soar as your cells starve. Potassium lingers in the blood, slowly throwing off the balance of positive and negative until muscle cells—especially heart muscle cells—can’t function properly. As your cells rip themselves to pieces, looking for anything they can burn for energy, pouring out lactic acid diarrhea from eating their own garbage, your heart begins to short out and beat erratically.
So it was really weird that he was hypokalemic—LOW on potassium. Especially since his kidneys had started failing, and thus weren’t able to dump any potassium. Even weirder, his lactic acid levels were still fairly low. (I can tell you now, days and days later, that even nephrology was never quite able to pin down the reason behind the rhyme with this one. Actual quote, with warning for medical blather: “Anion gap acidosis. The large anion gap is unexplained by the minimally elevated lactate or phosphorus level. The acidosis is larger than the ABG or serum bicarb suggests since he is currently receiving 180 mEq per day of sodium bicarbonate. Doubt ketosis. Doubt salicylate at this point in hospitalization. Because of ileus, could possiblly have d lacate. No heavy lorazepam (he did have several doses IV) or other propylene glycol ingestion.”)
But all this weirdness aside, I can tell you he was sicker than shit. His abdomen was HUGELY distended and hard to the touch. It’s not uncommon for people with pancreatitis to have swollen, painful bellies—really, that’s usually what brings them in—but this was just out of control. I laid him flat to turn him, and his blood pressure bombed. His ice-cold, mottled legs had no pulses. I sat him back up and he recovered his blood pressure, and I developed a hunch.
Low blood pressure from sepsis isn’t positional. Positional hypotension usually means that either the aorta is so scarred up (usually from smoking) that the heart can’t push blood hard enough to reach the brain when you stand up, or that something is crushing your heart in one position and not in another position. I suspected abdominal compartment syndrome.
Compartment syndrome is what happens when some part of your body is so swollen that it fills up its entire "compartment" and crushes itself, preventing blood from circulating to the tissue. Compartment syndrome in an arm or a leg can result in losing the limb, and the primary treatment is a fasciotomy: a deep slash that opens the muscle sheath-- the fascia-- so the swollen tissue has somewhere to expand to.
But what if you have massive pancreatitis, and your intestines are so swollen they're crushing all your internal organs, blocking your aorta, preventing blood from returning to your heart, and blocking any blood flow to themselves at all?
One carefully worded discussion with the intensivist-- who was moving the drowned boy into a rotoprone bed, which would rock him gently face-down to help drain his lungs and keep them open-- I got permission to put in a consult by a GI surgeon. "If he's pissed," said the intensivist, "I'm gonna tell him it was the pushy nurse that put in that order." We get along well and are facebook friends, but he's testy when pressed and haaaates being told what to do.
Whatever. Put in the consult with a note of my own-- STAT PLEASE SUSPECT ABD COMPARTMENT SYNDROME-- and within an hour the GI surgeon had cleared his slate and called in the team for an open abdomen washout.
He returned three hours later with his guts still open. A plastic bag contained his bright-red, massively swollen small intestine, sutured to the edges of his incision. Gooey abdominal fluid poured from every crease and seam. His urine output picked up a little, but to this date he hasn't recovered kidney function yet. His legs turned pink again, and his breathing eased. His guts had been crushing him to death.
I had him almost stable by the time night shift arrived. I gave report, helped clean and turn and mop his juices out of the bed, and staggered out of the hospital. I was so tired I slept in my car for an hour before I could drive home.
I will tell you all more about his care and progress tomorrow, and hopefully get caught up completely, as I finally DON'T work tomorrow. For now, I will tell you that there is an actual photograph of his guts posted on my Patreon, and that shit only gets crazier.
Rachel was readmitted that day. She was having sharp pleural pains in her side, and she has a pneumothorax. She's getting another chest tube, but isn't expected to stay long. She's gained ten pounds since discharge and is as sweet as ever.
A forty-five-year-old woman died that day of sudden-onset pneumonia with hypoxia. We are all a little stressed over all these young, incredibly sick pts.
Saturday morning I assumed the role of first admit nurse, then took report on one pt, a frequent flyer who has been notorious for her poor adherence to heart failure medications and home bipap use. She is cared for almost entirely by her devoted son, who does a fine job except that she refuses a lot of care, and hits. Or did. Last time she was here we put her on a horse-tranquilizing dose of Paxil, and this time around she’s been fairly pleasant and cooperative.
Her son is a very gentle sort, a little bit Bob Ross and a little bit hapless victim, so I was quite surprised to hear him call the Paxil her “anti-bitch pills.” He said it in such a self-deprecating way that it took me a moment to realize he was making a joke. I suspect that his life has changed a lot for the better since we started her on the meds.
She hadn’t been handling her bipap well lately, though, so not only had she collected lots of carbon dioxide, but her heart failure was really acting up. Explaining this will take a little bit of pathophysiology, so buckle in.
The old ICU saying goes: if you ain’t got pressure, you ain’t got shit. Blood pressure is so crucial to survival that we’ve even changed our CPR methods to emphasize compressions—pressing on the heart to maintain some blood pressure—and decreased the whole rescue-breathing thing to “meh, if you have time, but don’t stop compressions.” Oxygenation and ventilation (remember, ventilation refers to airing out the carbon dioxide in your blood) are important, but without pressure, you can’t get the oxygen to the tissues or return CO2-laden blood from the tissues. And your body can deal with a little low oxygen or high CO2 (your blood keeps a huge amount of oxygen after its first pump-through!), but not with a loss of pressure.
But what if you have too much pressure? High blood pressure makes tiny tears in your veins, which scab and scar and become susceptible to clots. Not as damaging as high blood sugar, which is like knives in your blood, but it will definitely tear you up inside. And if your blood pressure gets too high, you might blow a blood vessel in your brain—you will typically feel a headache only once it’s too late to do more than contain the bleed. High blood pressure is a silent killer.
What about if you have a pressure imbalance? That’s what’s happening to this lady. She has an obstructive breathing disease, with nasty sleep apnea that traps air in her lungs while she sleeps. The pressure in her lungs grows and grows as her body struggles to overcome her collapsed airways, until finally the air escapes with a whoosh and she can start the process of gasping for more air. There’s a reason people with sleep apnea are always tired and shitty-feeling: they spend their nights suffocating.
Meanwhile, the right side of the heart, which pumps blood into the lungs to be oxygenated, has to pump against a huge amount of pressure. As the pressure grows in the lungs, the blood has to be squeeeeeezed in with incredible force, and eventually the right side of the heart blows out like a stepped-on water balloon, becoming weak and floppy, and struggling to empty itself so more blood can return from the body. So blood backs up in the body, and the water that would normally be peed away by the kidneys just squeezes out into your tissues instead. Usually the lower part of your body first. People with right-sided heart failure get giant, swollen ogre legs, which get so stretched out they form big bubbly scars where water is tucked away, never to be returned to the bloodstream again.
One of the most crucial treatments for this is a diuretic, a water pill that convinces the kidneys to pee extra water away while it has the chance, since it’ll take a lot more work for the body to get water all the way back around to the kidneys again. So if you are, say, a grouchy old lady who hits nurses and doesn’t believe in taking her pills, pretty soon you’re retaining more water than New Orleans in hurricane season. And if your bipap is lying in a drawer while you sleep, your CO2 rises, and you become too groggy from CO2 poisoning to wake up and breathe.
CPAP and BiPAP can help a lot with this too. CPAP gives a little boost of air pressure to keep the airways open; BiPAP uses two different pressure levels, one for inspiration and the other for expiration. The increase in pressure is absolutely minimal compared to the whole “lungs stuck shut” pressure differential, and the overall result is that the lungs stay open, the volume of air (and thus the ventilation of CO2) is maximized, and the pt is wildly uncomfortable for the first little bit and then suddenly realizes they can breathe again. Nobody wants to wear a mask over their face… until they realize they can finally sleep like a real human with the mask on.
So she came in to the hospital nearly comatose, swollen up like a marshmallow in the microwave, smelling like the inside of a hobo’s shoe. I have a personal thing about stinky pts: I want them to be clean. I will make them clean if it kills me. Under no circumstances short of immediate, life-threatening danger will I allow my pts to lie in their filth with a baguette’s worth of yeasty crust on their scalp and a gunt-tuck full of smegma the texture and color of butterscotch pudding. If you come into my merciful care and your vagina is oozing all-natural Cheez Wiz, you had better get ready to spread.
I shoved a bedpan under her head and shoulders and soaked her in warm soapy water up to the ears, periodically sloshing more over her scalp and dumping the detritus in the toilet to be replaced with more. Once the water started clearing up, I emptied half a bottle of chlorhexadine mouthwash into the next round, and let that seep through the microbial rainforest of her ratty hair until the tectonic plates of yeast-plaque gave up and let go. The scalp underneath was raw and pink and looked like a fresh pork chop with a little incidental gray hair growing out of it.
All her folds I scrubbed, with the help of the long-suffering CNA, lashing the creases with antifungal powder and lining them with folded absorbent pads. The less said about her lady parts the better, but I can’t imagine how anyone could have dustflaps that yeast-eaten and not cry like a kicked dog every time they took a piss.
Her son came in near the end of the scrub-a-thon and gaped. “She never lets me wash her,” he said. “The last time I tried, she hit me and said she’d be dead before anybody washed her hair again.”
“Well, unconscious,” I said, and added that if she really wanted to stay filthy she was going to have to make sure she took her medicine so she wouldn’t become unconscious and be at the mercy of nurses again.
Then I got a call from the charge nurse: a rapid response from upstairs would be my admit, an alcoholic gentleman who had come in with pancreatitis three days before, gone into massive withdrawal, and then become so short of breath that he was being emergently intubated upstairs.
I knew right away it was going to be a clusterfuck. The intensivist was up to his neck in the drowned kid’s case, and was in the middle of a chest tube insertion that would need to be followed by a bronchoscopy. His acute lung injury was reaching the point where he couldn’t maintain decent oxygen levels, let alone ventilate effectively. Worse, he’d started to show signs of severe brain injury, small seizures that ramped up throughout the day until (right around the time I left) he was in status epilepticus, a massive seizure storm that we couldn’t seem to get under control. Needless to say, if my guy was going to be trouble, he was going to be my trouble.
Naturally, he showed up looking like yesterday’s shit. Blood pressure tanking, legs cold and mottled, foley catheter having drained less than 5mL of urine per hour (we start worrying at 30mL/hr) for the last six hours, nostrils flaring to suck in more air even while the ventilator forced each breath in. His anion gap—a measure of his energy status on the cellular level—was incredibly elevated, along with his blood glucose, which suggested that his sugar was staying in his blood rather than being eaten by his cells. His body was acidotic, which supported that idea—starving cells shit out torrents of lactic acid—but, weirdly, his potassium levels were low.
Those of you who have been following this blog for a bit have already been bashed over the head with the relationship between insulin, sugar, and potassium, but I will explain it again for the new admits. Insulin isn’t a magic anti-sugar substance—it’s just the key that opens your cells’ mouths so they can eat the sugar out of your blood. It also lets them eat potassium, which is a positive anion that keeps the inside of the cell electrically imbalanced against the outside (where negative sodium ions and other such things float around). Between the potassium, which is the electricity that powers the cells’ pumps, and the sugar, which is the gasoline that powers their engines, insulin keeps your cells purring along like that Nissan 240Z pignose you had in college and will never forget.
(I did not have that car. I barely know what that car is. My husband had that car and still obsessively draws pictures of it, rhapsodizes about it, and laments its demise to this day. He likes engines a lot and likes to stay up late at night and look at pictures of old Soviet planes until three in the morning, hurriedly switching windows back to wholesome Miata portraiture when I stumble to the kitchen for a glass of water. This is a dumb derail and I will stop.)
If there’s not enough insulin, or if your cells have become resistant to insulin, your blood sugar will soar as your cells starve. Potassium lingers in the blood, slowly throwing off the balance of positive and negative until muscle cells—especially heart muscle cells—can’t function properly. As your cells rip themselves to pieces, looking for anything they can burn for energy, pouring out lactic acid diarrhea from eating their own garbage, your heart begins to short out and beat erratically.
So it was really weird that he was hypokalemic—LOW on potassium. Especially since his kidneys had started failing, and thus weren’t able to dump any potassium. Even weirder, his lactic acid levels were still fairly low. (I can tell you now, days and days later, that even nephrology was never quite able to pin down the reason behind the rhyme with this one. Actual quote, with warning for medical blather: “Anion gap acidosis. The large anion gap is unexplained by the minimally elevated lactate or phosphorus level. The acidosis is larger than the ABG or serum bicarb suggests since he is currently receiving 180 mEq per day of sodium bicarbonate. Doubt ketosis. Doubt salicylate at this point in hospitalization. Because of ileus, could possiblly have d lacate. No heavy lorazepam (he did have several doses IV) or other propylene glycol ingestion.”)
But all this weirdness aside, I can tell you he was sicker than shit. His abdomen was HUGELY distended and hard to the touch. It’s not uncommon for people with pancreatitis to have swollen, painful bellies—really, that’s usually what brings them in—but this was just out of control. I laid him flat to turn him, and his blood pressure bombed. His ice-cold, mottled legs had no pulses. I sat him back up and he recovered his blood pressure, and I developed a hunch.
Low blood pressure from sepsis isn’t positional. Positional hypotension usually means that either the aorta is so scarred up (usually from smoking) that the heart can’t push blood hard enough to reach the brain when you stand up, or that something is crushing your heart in one position and not in another position. I suspected abdominal compartment syndrome.
Compartment syndrome is what happens when some part of your body is so swollen that it fills up its entire "compartment" and crushes itself, preventing blood from circulating to the tissue. Compartment syndrome in an arm or a leg can result in losing the limb, and the primary treatment is a fasciotomy: a deep slash that opens the muscle sheath-- the fascia-- so the swollen tissue has somewhere to expand to.
But what if you have massive pancreatitis, and your intestines are so swollen they're crushing all your internal organs, blocking your aorta, preventing blood from returning to your heart, and blocking any blood flow to themselves at all?
One carefully worded discussion with the intensivist-- who was moving the drowned boy into a rotoprone bed, which would rock him gently face-down to help drain his lungs and keep them open-- I got permission to put in a consult by a GI surgeon. "If he's pissed," said the intensivist, "I'm gonna tell him it was the pushy nurse that put in that order." We get along well and are facebook friends, but he's testy when pressed and haaaates being told what to do.
Whatever. Put in the consult with a note of my own-- STAT PLEASE SUSPECT ABD COMPARTMENT SYNDROME-- and within an hour the GI surgeon had cleared his slate and called in the team for an open abdomen washout.
He returned three hours later with his guts still open. A plastic bag contained his bright-red, massively swollen small intestine, sutured to the edges of his incision. Gooey abdominal fluid poured from every crease and seam. His urine output picked up a little, but to this date he hasn't recovered kidney function yet. His legs turned pink again, and his breathing eased. His guts had been crushing him to death.
I had him almost stable by the time night shift arrived. I gave report, helped clean and turn and mop his juices out of the bed, and staggered out of the hospital. I was so tired I slept in my car for an hour before I could drive home.
I will tell you all more about his care and progress tomorrow, and hopefully get caught up completely, as I finally DON'T work tomorrow. For now, I will tell you that there is an actual photograph of his guts posted on my Patreon, and that shit only gets crazier.
Rachel was readmitted that day. She was having sharp pleural pains in her side, and she has a pneumothorax. She's getting another chest tube, but isn't expected to stay long. She's gained ten pounds since discharge and is as sweet as ever.
A forty-five-year-old woman died that day of sudden-onset pneumonia with hypoxia. We are all a little stressed over all these young, incredibly sick pts.
Thursday, July 16, 2015
Week 3 Shift 4
My splenic rupture pt had a rough night. It’s not uncommon for people over the age of 70 to get confused at night when they’re in a strange place, sick, covered in tape and wires, and this can lead to some really risky situations. In her case, she pulled out her PICC line, which was put in yesterday to replace the internal-jugular central line she pulled out the night before. I came in to find her wrists strapped down and her nurse sitting at the bedside, gently talking to her to keep her occupied and soothed.
Used to be, as soon as you started acting like you might pull something out, you got your wrists strapped down with restraints. These days, we pay a lot more attention to delirium, and restraints dramatically increase both the incidence and severity of delirium. The night nurse who cared for her while I was sleeping is a damn good one and I trust him, so when I saw the soft bracelets on her wrists I knew things had gone to shit.
She’d pulled her PICC while making eye contact with him, holding his hand with her free hand, and saying that she felt pretty good. Grab and rip. After this she pulled two peripheral IVs, removed her oxygen a dozen times, and tried to pull out her foley catheter. The night nurse felt that restraints were the only way to keep her IV access in, so he sat beside her for the rest of the night, talking to her to keep her from going completely crazy.
Sunlight is the usual cure for this kind of delirium, which is so common we call it “sundowning” and expect it with certain age groups. Once the sun comes up, you can usually transition the pt from wrist restraints to puffy mittens, then open the fingertip part of the mittens, and finally free their hands entirely. Sometimes it’s even quicker than that.
Delirium is very different from dementia. Often, severe acute illness will combine with other factors like dehydration, sleep deprivation, and unfamiliar medications to make a patient forget where they are and what day it is, possibly even thinking they’re in a different country or it’s 1970 or that I’m a Nazi captor in a WWII prison. (This is depressingly common in older folks from Europe, many of whom were terrified as children that they would be captured and tortured by enemies of war.) We call that confusion, initially, but if confusion has an acute onset (they aren’t like this at home), the pt can’t focus long enough to follow a brief set of instructions (“I’m going to spell a few words, and I want you to squeeze my hand whenever I say ‘A’.”), and they can’t get their bearings enough to answer simple questions (“Will a stone float on water?”), they’ve moved past mere confusion and are delirious.
In a state of delirium, a pt is likely to hurt themselves—falling, pulling out tubes, etc—and is at very high risk of having weird delusions and hallucinations. These are a big deal because, in the delirious state, your mind can’t really differentiate between reality and the bizarre ideas that come with confusion and delirium, and it processes these as if they’re fact. You can end up having intense, vivid PTSD flashbacks to things like being smothered by aliens, raped and tortured by Nazis, shoved into a box and left there for hours, and burned alive—even though none of these things actually happened. The flashbacks and mental fuckery can last for literal years afterward. People who become delirious in the ICU generally have cognitive issues for a long time after discharge. (We see this a lot in re-admits, who aren’t quite themselves when they leave and return a month later completely whacked out.)
Perhaps most immediately worrying, delirium can disguise other major signs of danger, like altered level of consciousness, pain, and feelings of impending doom.
So I progressed her pretty quickly from restraints to mittens to open mittens. Too quickly—she pulled out one of her IVs. She has another, though, so I stopped the bleeding and let it rest. I feel like her mental status is one of the most vulnerable aspects of her health right now, and it would be awful if she (an independent woman who teaches music) ended up in a nursing home when she leaves here.
Anyway, as the shift progressed her lethargy continued, and she had trouble articulating almost anything she said. Head CT from yesterday was totally clean, neuro checks negative except for lethargy and verbal difficulty, blood sugar and hematocrit stable, abdomen stable, and finally we just settled in to “watch and wait.” I asked her son if she wears glasses, because although she claimed not to, she also didn’t know what state she lived in… Son brought in glasses and a novel she’d been reading, and a little later in the afternoon she came around just fine.
Still a little worried about her. Drowsiness after a splenic rupture is usually a sign that the pt is about to take a turn for the worse. But she had plenty of time to make that turn, and instead finished up my shift with a quick trip to the bedside commode and a bit of worrying-aloud about whether she would be able to get up the stairs at home. (She will be strong enough to get up the stairs by the time we send her home-- physical therapy opens almost every intial interview with, believe this or not: "Do you have stairs in your house?" This is a goon joke.)
As for my pt with the GI bleed, she was quite thoroughly recovered. She was downgraded to medical status halfway through the day, and after a bit of consultation with the blood bank, the doctor decided to go ahead and top her off with the last unit of matching, prewashed blood they had on hand, then send her home in the morning. Her family came in to visit during the afternoon, and her kids were so excited to see her that they literally jumped up and down, in place, for almost thirty minutes. One of them would settle down, and the other would kind of chill out, and then the first one would start bouncing again, and pretty soon they'd just be hopping in place, talking three hundred mph in their weird little shrieking voices. Kids are basically insects, is what I'm saying.
At three, afternoon shift change time, I traded out-- GI bleed passed off to a nurse with a group of other medical/telemetry overflow pts, new pt picked up. This guy was still critical care status, having been extubated around 1030, and he had a very distinct set of challenges to present me.
He is a developmentally delayed man, about forty, mentality between six and eight years old. Very polite-- turned his face and covered his mouth when he coughed, waved at everyone-- but easily frustrated and, for obvious reasons, very stressed out. He had been at his adult family home, eaten a bunch of dinner, aspirated it somehow, and gone into respiratory-cardiac arrest. 911, CPR, intubation, bronchoscopy with washout, extubation the next day. Really good outcome, no neuro deficit from baseline.
His lungs were still pouring sputum in response to the dinner invasion. Listening to his chest was like sticking your stethoscope into a washing machine full of shoes. Every few minutes he would cough up huge rippling mountains of sputum, which he had a very hard time managing and would suck back down his windpipe maybe one out of three times, causing another coughing fit. He did NOT like having the suction catheter in his mouth. He also wanted dinner, and some soda, and the speech therapist unsurprisingly made him strict NPO (nil per os, aka nothing by mouth) because he genuinely couldn't swallow his own spit without choking.
He'll probably get that functionality back, to a degree, but we still have to assess what made him aspirate in the first place.
In the short term, I got a packet of honey from the condiment drawer, smeared a trace of it on the suction cath (also called a yankauer, a plastic wand for sucking things out of the mouth and upper throat), and offered it to him as a "honey straw." He loved it. There wasn't enough honey to cause any trouble, and honey doesn't come off easily, so I wasn't worried about choking... and it encouraged him to keep it in his mouth almost constantly, coughing up crap and immediately jamming the "honey straw" back in his mouth. I refreshed it every hour or so and he cleared his airway wonderfully the whole time.
The real challenge came from his severe chronic constipation. An abdominal CT performed yesterday on admit, for his hugely distended belly, revealed that his colon was PACKED with shit. Cecum to rectum, dilated to a terrifying degree, crammed full of poop that hadn't seen the light of day in months. They loaded him with a truly amazing volume of bowel meds, and the night before he had started out with a few semi-liquid stools-- the kind of thing that manages to seep through the shit tunnel gridlock and keep you from backing up so hard that you die.
And he was backed WAY up. He kept burping and it smelled distinctly of shit. His OG tube, pulled out with the breathing tube when he was extubated, had been pulling something that the doc initially worried about because it looked a little like coffee grounds (a sign of gastric bleeding)... but which, when the OG tube came out, was pretty clearly just backed-up shit. Shit from his STOMACH. That is not supposed to happen and is a very bad sign.
Anyway, by midmorning apparently he was having a stool every couple of hours. When I got him, he had really picked up the pace, and was stooling almost constantly, especially when he coughed. The liquid had passed, and the rest was loosening up-- so we started out with mucus-lubricated pebbles that clinked against each other as we wiped, then progressed to greasy, frothy landslides that filled up the bed. There were perfectly-piped shit rosettes that wouldn't have looked out of place on top of a chocolate cake, and curry-slurry cascades that snuck out of the disposable linings and poured out across the sheet. There was an interlude of corn, beautifully intact corn so well-preserved that you could tell it was chewed from the cob rather than sliced into niblets.
As I sloshed through that cleanup, trying not to breathe more than strictly necessary, I realized that this shit had been inside him for one hell of a long time. The smell had that intense death-rot odor you get when you've been hoarding that particular nugget for quite a while. That corn wasn't last week's veggie side at the cafeteria, dude. I bet you a dollar he gnawed that shit off the cob at his grandma's house for Christmas.
The fecal journey continued with inspiring diversity. One delicately-jointed, bubble-textured oblong came out looking like a Baby Ruth bar. One delivery was thick and slushy, but contained crumbly elements that glued themselves to everything they touched and pilled up like a hoodie in the dryer.
We attempted to get him up to the bedside commode at one point, hoping to catch the bounty in a bucket rather than the bed, but as he prepared to sit down he suddenly decided that there was a better potty out in the hall somewhere, and took off running with his gown flapping behind him. Two steps into his flight, his sphincter lost control. Spatters and ribbons festooned the tile in a pseudo-Farsi calligraphic scrawl. The CNA and I caught him before he could open the room door; she guided him by the shoulders back to his plastic throne, and I cupped my hands under a washcloth to form a towel-cup that I clamped to his backside, catching the steaming runoff to prevent any more modern art.
After a while, he exhausted himself on the bucket, and we got him back into bed. Five minutes after that he had another coughing fit and ripped a gargantuan chunky fart right into his disposable bed-liner. I heard the expulsion lap up against his thighs like the bubbles popping in a pot of boiling oatmeal. The pulmonologist came up to ask me a question and started coughing at the smell.
Some days are just like this. I passed that guy off to night shift with sincere condolences and warnings.
It occurs to me that I would not want to eat anything honey-flavored while in the room with a smell like that. But this pt happily smacked away on his "honey straw" even while his gut was blasting out everything he'd eaten this year, not so much as blinking. You know what? Whatever makes him happy. That's what.
The only real upside is that, being developmentally delayed, he could be convinced that this shit was hilarious, and wasn't really offended when we acknowledged that his shit stank. Some people get really upset if you don't manage to keep a straight face as you clean up their poop; some people just get incredibly embarrassed and feel horrible, and my heart goes out to those people, because I can't take a dump if anyone in the building knows I'm taking a dump and I would rather pretend at all times that I don't actually have bowel movements. (This is probably a leftover of my upbringing somehow, but I don't care to examine it too closely.)
You just gotta be really good at keeping your poker face strapped on. Gross wound? Learn to smile through it. Gallons of liquid shit? Reassure the pt that you've seen so much worse. (You have.) Crusty vadge plopping out cheese curds the size of thumb joints while you're trying to scrub the area for a catheter? Keep your face pleasantly neutral and talk about something else.
This job is allllll about winning people's confidence. It's much harder to care for someone whose guard is up, who distrusts you, or who feels awkward when you walk into the room. If they can relax and feel comfortable, if they can trust you, they have a much better experience and will tolerate a lot more of the pain and indignity that comes with a hospital stay, knowing that you're not doing this shit for fun either and that you won't judge them for anything that happens.
A particularly weird aspect of this is the importance of not reacting to anything with shock, panic, or visible distress. Like if you stub your toe and they see you wince and hop around, they're going to be wondering: is she gonna hurt me by accident too? Is she really in control of the situation? Can she be distracted at a critical moment, and possibly let me die because she just jammed her thumb in a drawer? These aren't conscious assessments, they're just part of the natural human reaction to being powerless and needing a team member you can trust. So one of the reflexes I've cultivated as a nurse is keeping a straight face when I bang my elbow, stub my toe, or otherwise remind myself that my body is pretty vulnerable and these hospital rooms are fucking crowded. If I drop something on my foot, I'm gonna politely excuse myself to another room before I descend into hissing and cursing.
I don't want my pts to ever feel like they have to comfort or protect me. I don't want to seem physically or professionally vulnerable to a person whose life may depend on my capability and strength. I want questions to be surface-level, where I can encourage my pts to articulate them and have them answered. I want to avoid situations in which my pts have to assess the situation without full access to relevant information, which means that even if my toe-stubbing happens because I'm focused on their cardiac output, I don't expect them to be able to explain my priorities of attention to themselves and decide that I must have been looking at something more important.
I am probably a fucking nutjob. I overthink things. I am paranoid and obsessive. This might make me a better nurse, or it just might make me a crazy person thinly disguised as a medical professional. Either way, I am probably the only person most people will ever meet who can make them feel safer just by smiling noncommittally as I wipe their ass.
Three days off after that shift. My kid sister moves in this evening, and will probably absorb most of my time for a couple of days.
Thank you guys so much for the encouraging messages and stuff. I get really shy sometimes when people praise my writing and I have to sit in a quiet place and squeak and drink tea, and eventually I muster up enough resistance to reply en masse while turning red and occasionally pausing to mash my hands against my mouth. You are all way too nice to me.
Used to be, as soon as you started acting like you might pull something out, you got your wrists strapped down with restraints. These days, we pay a lot more attention to delirium, and restraints dramatically increase both the incidence and severity of delirium. The night nurse who cared for her while I was sleeping is a damn good one and I trust him, so when I saw the soft bracelets on her wrists I knew things had gone to shit.
She’d pulled her PICC while making eye contact with him, holding his hand with her free hand, and saying that she felt pretty good. Grab and rip. After this she pulled two peripheral IVs, removed her oxygen a dozen times, and tried to pull out her foley catheter. The night nurse felt that restraints were the only way to keep her IV access in, so he sat beside her for the rest of the night, talking to her to keep her from going completely crazy.
Sunlight is the usual cure for this kind of delirium, which is so common we call it “sundowning” and expect it with certain age groups. Once the sun comes up, you can usually transition the pt from wrist restraints to puffy mittens, then open the fingertip part of the mittens, and finally free their hands entirely. Sometimes it’s even quicker than that.
Delirium is very different from dementia. Often, severe acute illness will combine with other factors like dehydration, sleep deprivation, and unfamiliar medications to make a patient forget where they are and what day it is, possibly even thinking they’re in a different country or it’s 1970 or that I’m a Nazi captor in a WWII prison. (This is depressingly common in older folks from Europe, many of whom were terrified as children that they would be captured and tortured by enemies of war.) We call that confusion, initially, but if confusion has an acute onset (they aren’t like this at home), the pt can’t focus long enough to follow a brief set of instructions (“I’m going to spell a few words, and I want you to squeeze my hand whenever I say ‘A’.”), and they can’t get their bearings enough to answer simple questions (“Will a stone float on water?”), they’ve moved past mere confusion and are delirious.
In a state of delirium, a pt is likely to hurt themselves—falling, pulling out tubes, etc—and is at very high risk of having weird delusions and hallucinations. These are a big deal because, in the delirious state, your mind can’t really differentiate between reality and the bizarre ideas that come with confusion and delirium, and it processes these as if they’re fact. You can end up having intense, vivid PTSD flashbacks to things like being smothered by aliens, raped and tortured by Nazis, shoved into a box and left there for hours, and burned alive—even though none of these things actually happened. The flashbacks and mental fuckery can last for literal years afterward. People who become delirious in the ICU generally have cognitive issues for a long time after discharge. (We see this a lot in re-admits, who aren’t quite themselves when they leave and return a month later completely whacked out.)
Perhaps most immediately worrying, delirium can disguise other major signs of danger, like altered level of consciousness, pain, and feelings of impending doom.
So I progressed her pretty quickly from restraints to mittens to open mittens. Too quickly—she pulled out one of her IVs. She has another, though, so I stopped the bleeding and let it rest. I feel like her mental status is one of the most vulnerable aspects of her health right now, and it would be awful if she (an independent woman who teaches music) ended up in a nursing home when she leaves here.
Anyway, as the shift progressed her lethargy continued, and she had trouble articulating almost anything she said. Head CT from yesterday was totally clean, neuro checks negative except for lethargy and verbal difficulty, blood sugar and hematocrit stable, abdomen stable, and finally we just settled in to “watch and wait.” I asked her son if she wears glasses, because although she claimed not to, she also didn’t know what state she lived in… Son brought in glasses and a novel she’d been reading, and a little later in the afternoon she came around just fine.
Still a little worried about her. Drowsiness after a splenic rupture is usually a sign that the pt is about to take a turn for the worse. But she had plenty of time to make that turn, and instead finished up my shift with a quick trip to the bedside commode and a bit of worrying-aloud about whether she would be able to get up the stairs at home. (She will be strong enough to get up the stairs by the time we send her home-- physical therapy opens almost every intial interview with, believe this or not: "Do you have stairs in your house?" This is a goon joke.)
As for my pt with the GI bleed, she was quite thoroughly recovered. She was downgraded to medical status halfway through the day, and after a bit of consultation with the blood bank, the doctor decided to go ahead and top her off with the last unit of matching, prewashed blood they had on hand, then send her home in the morning. Her family came in to visit during the afternoon, and her kids were so excited to see her that they literally jumped up and down, in place, for almost thirty minutes. One of them would settle down, and the other would kind of chill out, and then the first one would start bouncing again, and pretty soon they'd just be hopping in place, talking three hundred mph in their weird little shrieking voices. Kids are basically insects, is what I'm saying.
At three, afternoon shift change time, I traded out-- GI bleed passed off to a nurse with a group of other medical/telemetry overflow pts, new pt picked up. This guy was still critical care status, having been extubated around 1030, and he had a very distinct set of challenges to present me.
He is a developmentally delayed man, about forty, mentality between six and eight years old. Very polite-- turned his face and covered his mouth when he coughed, waved at everyone-- but easily frustrated and, for obvious reasons, very stressed out. He had been at his adult family home, eaten a bunch of dinner, aspirated it somehow, and gone into respiratory-cardiac arrest. 911, CPR, intubation, bronchoscopy with washout, extubation the next day. Really good outcome, no neuro deficit from baseline.
His lungs were still pouring sputum in response to the dinner invasion. Listening to his chest was like sticking your stethoscope into a washing machine full of shoes. Every few minutes he would cough up huge rippling mountains of sputum, which he had a very hard time managing and would suck back down his windpipe maybe one out of three times, causing another coughing fit. He did NOT like having the suction catheter in his mouth. He also wanted dinner, and some soda, and the speech therapist unsurprisingly made him strict NPO (nil per os, aka nothing by mouth) because he genuinely couldn't swallow his own spit without choking.
He'll probably get that functionality back, to a degree, but we still have to assess what made him aspirate in the first place.
In the short term, I got a packet of honey from the condiment drawer, smeared a trace of it on the suction cath (also called a yankauer, a plastic wand for sucking things out of the mouth and upper throat), and offered it to him as a "honey straw." He loved it. There wasn't enough honey to cause any trouble, and honey doesn't come off easily, so I wasn't worried about choking... and it encouraged him to keep it in his mouth almost constantly, coughing up crap and immediately jamming the "honey straw" back in his mouth. I refreshed it every hour or so and he cleared his airway wonderfully the whole time.
The real challenge came from his severe chronic constipation. An abdominal CT performed yesterday on admit, for his hugely distended belly, revealed that his colon was PACKED with shit. Cecum to rectum, dilated to a terrifying degree, crammed full of poop that hadn't seen the light of day in months. They loaded him with a truly amazing volume of bowel meds, and the night before he had started out with a few semi-liquid stools-- the kind of thing that manages to seep through the shit tunnel gridlock and keep you from backing up so hard that you die.
And he was backed WAY up. He kept burping and it smelled distinctly of shit. His OG tube, pulled out with the breathing tube when he was extubated, had been pulling something that the doc initially worried about because it looked a little like coffee grounds (a sign of gastric bleeding)... but which, when the OG tube came out, was pretty clearly just backed-up shit. Shit from his STOMACH. That is not supposed to happen and is a very bad sign.
Anyway, by midmorning apparently he was having a stool every couple of hours. When I got him, he had really picked up the pace, and was stooling almost constantly, especially when he coughed. The liquid had passed, and the rest was loosening up-- so we started out with mucus-lubricated pebbles that clinked against each other as we wiped, then progressed to greasy, frothy landslides that filled up the bed. There were perfectly-piped shit rosettes that wouldn't have looked out of place on top of a chocolate cake, and curry-slurry cascades that snuck out of the disposable linings and poured out across the sheet. There was an interlude of corn, beautifully intact corn so well-preserved that you could tell it was chewed from the cob rather than sliced into niblets.
As I sloshed through that cleanup, trying not to breathe more than strictly necessary, I realized that this shit had been inside him for one hell of a long time. The smell had that intense death-rot odor you get when you've been hoarding that particular nugget for quite a while. That corn wasn't last week's veggie side at the cafeteria, dude. I bet you a dollar he gnawed that shit off the cob at his grandma's house for Christmas.
The fecal journey continued with inspiring diversity. One delicately-jointed, bubble-textured oblong came out looking like a Baby Ruth bar. One delivery was thick and slushy, but contained crumbly elements that glued themselves to everything they touched and pilled up like a hoodie in the dryer.
We attempted to get him up to the bedside commode at one point, hoping to catch the bounty in a bucket rather than the bed, but as he prepared to sit down he suddenly decided that there was a better potty out in the hall somewhere, and took off running with his gown flapping behind him. Two steps into his flight, his sphincter lost control. Spatters and ribbons festooned the tile in a pseudo-Farsi calligraphic scrawl. The CNA and I caught him before he could open the room door; she guided him by the shoulders back to his plastic throne, and I cupped my hands under a washcloth to form a towel-cup that I clamped to his backside, catching the steaming runoff to prevent any more modern art.
After a while, he exhausted himself on the bucket, and we got him back into bed. Five minutes after that he had another coughing fit and ripped a gargantuan chunky fart right into his disposable bed-liner. I heard the expulsion lap up against his thighs like the bubbles popping in a pot of boiling oatmeal. The pulmonologist came up to ask me a question and started coughing at the smell.
Some days are just like this. I passed that guy off to night shift with sincere condolences and warnings.
It occurs to me that I would not want to eat anything honey-flavored while in the room with a smell like that. But this pt happily smacked away on his "honey straw" even while his gut was blasting out everything he'd eaten this year, not so much as blinking. You know what? Whatever makes him happy. That's what.
The only real upside is that, being developmentally delayed, he could be convinced that this shit was hilarious, and wasn't really offended when we acknowledged that his shit stank. Some people get really upset if you don't manage to keep a straight face as you clean up their poop; some people just get incredibly embarrassed and feel horrible, and my heart goes out to those people, because I can't take a dump if anyone in the building knows I'm taking a dump and I would rather pretend at all times that I don't actually have bowel movements. (This is probably a leftover of my upbringing somehow, but I don't care to examine it too closely.)
You just gotta be really good at keeping your poker face strapped on. Gross wound? Learn to smile through it. Gallons of liquid shit? Reassure the pt that you've seen so much worse. (You have.) Crusty vadge plopping out cheese curds the size of thumb joints while you're trying to scrub the area for a catheter? Keep your face pleasantly neutral and talk about something else.
This job is allllll about winning people's confidence. It's much harder to care for someone whose guard is up, who distrusts you, or who feels awkward when you walk into the room. If they can relax and feel comfortable, if they can trust you, they have a much better experience and will tolerate a lot more of the pain and indignity that comes with a hospital stay, knowing that you're not doing this shit for fun either and that you won't judge them for anything that happens.
A particularly weird aspect of this is the importance of not reacting to anything with shock, panic, or visible distress. Like if you stub your toe and they see you wince and hop around, they're going to be wondering: is she gonna hurt me by accident too? Is she really in control of the situation? Can she be distracted at a critical moment, and possibly let me die because she just jammed her thumb in a drawer? These aren't conscious assessments, they're just part of the natural human reaction to being powerless and needing a team member you can trust. So one of the reflexes I've cultivated as a nurse is keeping a straight face when I bang my elbow, stub my toe, or otherwise remind myself that my body is pretty vulnerable and these hospital rooms are fucking crowded. If I drop something on my foot, I'm gonna politely excuse myself to another room before I descend into hissing and cursing.
I don't want my pts to ever feel like they have to comfort or protect me. I don't want to seem physically or professionally vulnerable to a person whose life may depend on my capability and strength. I want questions to be surface-level, where I can encourage my pts to articulate them and have them answered. I want to avoid situations in which my pts have to assess the situation without full access to relevant information, which means that even if my toe-stubbing happens because I'm focused on their cardiac output, I don't expect them to be able to explain my priorities of attention to themselves and decide that I must have been looking at something more important.
I am probably a fucking nutjob. I overthink things. I am paranoid and obsessive. This might make me a better nurse, or it just might make me a crazy person thinly disguised as a medical professional. Either way, I am probably the only person most people will ever meet who can make them feel safer just by smiling noncommittally as I wipe their ass.
Three days off after that shift. My kid sister moves in this evening, and will probably absorb most of my time for a couple of days.
Thank you guys so much for the encouraging messages and stuff. I get really shy sometimes when people praise my writing and I have to sit in a quiet place and squeak and drink tea, and eventually I muster up enough resistance to reply en masse while turning red and occasionally pausing to mash my hands against my mouth. You are all way too nice to me.
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Week 3 Shift 2
After six days off to hang out with my middle sister, the one who works as a CNA, and get my social life on (it's very sad and lame and involves babysitting and eating teriyaki), I went back to work this morning for a stretch of three days.
Not a half-bad shift. I took report on a man who kept having recurring pleural effusions-- buildups of fluid in the space between the lung and the chest wall-- and who had, because of a history of facial lymphoma that made docs suspect possible cancer, undergone a VATS procedure a couple of days ago. VATS is a Video-Assisted Thoracoscopic Surgery, and can be used for everything from chopping out part of your lung to fixing a hiatal hernia. In this case, surgeons had burrowed a camera into this guy's chest, scraped out chunks of lung and lung-lining, and gnawed open a little window for the gooey effusion fluid to leak out of so it won't squish his lung. This procedure actually comes with quite a bit of pain, and often requires chest tubes for drainage afterward, which continues the pain factor until the chest tube is pulled out.
Your body doesn't like having anything shoved between its ribs and/or into its thorax. Nothing that digs around in your chest is going to feel good.
This poor dude had a genuine sensitivity to opioids. You know all those pts who insist that they're allergic to all pain medications except that one that begins with D? It's virtually impossible to be allergic to all opioids except one. All of anything except one, really. It's like being allergic to all beef except filet mignon. In this guy's case, every opioid we'd tried on him resulted in tremendous nausea and vomiting, so we were keeping him tanked up on tramadol-- an opioid-like painkiller that often spares its victims the side effects of morphine, although it isn't as effective against severe acute pain-- and tylenol (paracetamol), which potentiates the tramadol and provides a bit of pain relief on its own. As a result, he was hurting.
The biopsy came back while we were having a walk around the unit: no cancer. The walk around the unit wasn't much fun for him, though. After a thoracic surgery it's crucial that patients walk around and keep moving, or else their lungs's little air sacs collapse and they get pneumonia, and fluids build up instead of sloshing around where the chest tube can drain them, and in time even the heart's output drops dramatically. The human body is kind of like a car: if it sits in the garage, it's gonna be useless pretty soon. Even a few hours without breathing exercises and a brisk walk can earn a post-surgical pt a fever, which is the body's natural response to having its lungs close up.
So a lot of times my job is to make my pts miserable by flogging them up and down the halls to keep them from dying. They hate this, by the way. Moving is painful, no matter how much pain medication I give; walking is exhausting, even with the cardiac walker that lets you lean on your arms instead of your hands. One of the hardest-earned skills in an ICU nurse's repertoire is the combination of energy, sweet-talking, brutality, and limit-watching perceptiveness it takes to get a hurting, pissed-off, six-and-a-half-foot-tall man out of bed when he wants to watch the news instead.
This dude, though, propped himself up on the cardiac walker and took the full unit circle at damn near a sprint. He panted and sweated, but he insisted his pain was manageable, and his chest tube dumped a good 50mL of fluid while he was huffing his way down the hall like he'd stolen the oxygen tank he was sucking down at four liters per minute. The cardiothoracic surgeon passed us in the hall, did a double-take, and downgraded the guy to telemetry status then and there. So I got to hand him off to a tele nurse in time for the 1500 shift change.
My other pt was a frequent flyer of the pleasant variety-- all the dialysis nurses dropped by to say hi as his assigned dialysis nurse took him off peritoneal dialysis for the day. He really got the short end of the health stick. Before he was fifteen, some unknown genetic disease had shredded his kidneys and started in on the rest of his vasculature; after this he received a transplant, which failed, and then had two dialysis fistulas fail, had a series of myocardial infarctions (MIs, generally known as heart attacks), got stents on his stents distal to his other stents, and finally was deemed so sick he needed bypass surgery before the age of forty-five.
I got him the day after the surgeons had gravely informed him that he wasn't eligible for a bypass surgery, because none of the other veins in his body were in good enough shape to use on his heart. Instead, the plan is to attempt yet another stent placement in the morning to relieve his intense chest pain with any exertion. He was pretty vacant, mostly playing mobile games on his ipad and sleeping, and I don't blame him. I think that whether the stent works or not, his next step may be to get evaluated for a donor graft, in which some generous dead person contributes a major vein to keep this guy's heart pumping.
Anyway, he gets peritoneal dialysis now, since conventional dialysis is a much more complicated option for him than it used to be when his veins worked. He essentially gets fluid pumped into his abdominal cavity, where it soaks up pollutants and sucks imbalanced electrolytes out of the blood, after which the fluid is pumped back out and discarded. It makes his blood sugar skyrocket, for reasons I haven't researched (it's not a thing I do, although now I'd like to know why it does that), so he was critical care simply because he needed an insulin drip with hourly blood-sugar checks.
The day was very quiet for him, apart from an ultrasound of the femoral arteries to see if the surgeons would be able to stent him in the morning. We'll see how that turns out.
Finally, after losing the VATS guy, I picked up another pt-- a very young woman in her thirties, a mother of three, whose autoimmune disorder had attacked her liver and caused massive cirrhosis. She was quiet and friendly and polite, but she'd been throwing up blood for three days after running out of Protonix (which she took because she had a history of ulcers), and her blood levels were disastrously low. With a hemoglobin of 4.2 and a hematocrit of 12.8, she was white as a sheet and her blood was watery when I stuck her finger to check her sugar levels.
Worse, her immune issues meant that she was IgA deficient, requiring any blood she received to be carefully washed in the blood center forty-five minutes away... and she had an unusual antibody, which has to be identified at the blood center, and which may severely limit the amount of blood that's available to her. So she was just lying there in bed, too weak and pale to do anything but shift her weight off her left hip (which was killing her because her sciatic nerve has been inflamed since her last pregnancy), waiting for blood to show up.
She wasn't throwing up any blood, so the doctor was hesitant to stick a scope down her throat, lest a scab scrape off and start the bleeding all over again. But if she bleeds again tonight, she'll be getting scoped. I won't find out until morning. I hope she's okay.
Spent a good hour of her admit time on the phone with hospital IT trying to figure out what the fuck was going on with Epic today. Man, hospital IT, talk about a fucking thankless job. If you do everything right, you're completely invisible and nobody cares that you exist; if you change anything you get a furious blizzard of kickback no matter how necessary the change is or how seamlessly it's implemented; if you offer technical support you get snapped at and huffed at and terminally eye-rolled; and even after the person who called is sick of the problem and ready to ditch it and rig a makeshift solution and move on, you have to go back and fix it ANYWAY because there is a REPORT.
Frankly, I'd rather handle poop.
Rachel is doing well today. She keeps having setbacks on her discharge, but she was moved to the big room at the end of the hall, where her panoramic window gives her views of mountains instead of boring downtown glass. She was able to stand up today for a few seconds, but is still incredibly weak and easily made short of breath. Her son visited again the other day, and they wheeled her down in a recliner to meet her daughter in the lobby, so she got to hold both her babies and give them kisses.
The woman who's been bleeding after her liver failure is still bleeding. They put the femoral pressure thing back on her today. She has a huge pressure ulcer on her groin from the fem-stop crushing her constantly, but it's the only way to keep her alive. Her abdomen is increasingly distended and there are worries that she's bleeding into her belly, but we can't drain her with a needle because that's one more place to bleed from. The doctors have been trying desperately to talk her and her family into focusing her care on comfort and family interactions rather than on these continual, painful, brutal, even disfiguring treatments we're doing to her to keep her alive while she turns yellow and exsanguinates.
I wonder how long a blood bank takes to cut you off.
She screams pretty much constantly. Pain medications just don't work for her, because her liver is so fucked. It's very disturbing to staff as well as family and other patients. I don't think I could stand to do CPR on her, knowing that she's Hep C positive, spewing blood everywhere, and fatally ill even if we bring her back from one death. I guess I'll find out soon enough what my moral boundaries there are.
Liver failure is one hell of a way to go.
Not a half-bad shift. I took report on a man who kept having recurring pleural effusions-- buildups of fluid in the space between the lung and the chest wall-- and who had, because of a history of facial lymphoma that made docs suspect possible cancer, undergone a VATS procedure a couple of days ago. VATS is a Video-Assisted Thoracoscopic Surgery, and can be used for everything from chopping out part of your lung to fixing a hiatal hernia. In this case, surgeons had burrowed a camera into this guy's chest, scraped out chunks of lung and lung-lining, and gnawed open a little window for the gooey effusion fluid to leak out of so it won't squish his lung. This procedure actually comes with quite a bit of pain, and often requires chest tubes for drainage afterward, which continues the pain factor until the chest tube is pulled out.
Your body doesn't like having anything shoved between its ribs and/or into its thorax. Nothing that digs around in your chest is going to feel good.
This poor dude had a genuine sensitivity to opioids. You know all those pts who insist that they're allergic to all pain medications except that one that begins with D? It's virtually impossible to be allergic to all opioids except one. All of anything except one, really. It's like being allergic to all beef except filet mignon. In this guy's case, every opioid we'd tried on him resulted in tremendous nausea and vomiting, so we were keeping him tanked up on tramadol-- an opioid-like painkiller that often spares its victims the side effects of morphine, although it isn't as effective against severe acute pain-- and tylenol (paracetamol), which potentiates the tramadol and provides a bit of pain relief on its own. As a result, he was hurting.
The biopsy came back while we were having a walk around the unit: no cancer. The walk around the unit wasn't much fun for him, though. After a thoracic surgery it's crucial that patients walk around and keep moving, or else their lungs's little air sacs collapse and they get pneumonia, and fluids build up instead of sloshing around where the chest tube can drain them, and in time even the heart's output drops dramatically. The human body is kind of like a car: if it sits in the garage, it's gonna be useless pretty soon. Even a few hours without breathing exercises and a brisk walk can earn a post-surgical pt a fever, which is the body's natural response to having its lungs close up.
So a lot of times my job is to make my pts miserable by flogging them up and down the halls to keep them from dying. They hate this, by the way. Moving is painful, no matter how much pain medication I give; walking is exhausting, even with the cardiac walker that lets you lean on your arms instead of your hands. One of the hardest-earned skills in an ICU nurse's repertoire is the combination of energy, sweet-talking, brutality, and limit-watching perceptiveness it takes to get a hurting, pissed-off, six-and-a-half-foot-tall man out of bed when he wants to watch the news instead.
This dude, though, propped himself up on the cardiac walker and took the full unit circle at damn near a sprint. He panted and sweated, but he insisted his pain was manageable, and his chest tube dumped a good 50mL of fluid while he was huffing his way down the hall like he'd stolen the oxygen tank he was sucking down at four liters per minute. The cardiothoracic surgeon passed us in the hall, did a double-take, and downgraded the guy to telemetry status then and there. So I got to hand him off to a tele nurse in time for the 1500 shift change.
My other pt was a frequent flyer of the pleasant variety-- all the dialysis nurses dropped by to say hi as his assigned dialysis nurse took him off peritoneal dialysis for the day. He really got the short end of the health stick. Before he was fifteen, some unknown genetic disease had shredded his kidneys and started in on the rest of his vasculature; after this he received a transplant, which failed, and then had two dialysis fistulas fail, had a series of myocardial infarctions (MIs, generally known as heart attacks), got stents on his stents distal to his other stents, and finally was deemed so sick he needed bypass surgery before the age of forty-five.
I got him the day after the surgeons had gravely informed him that he wasn't eligible for a bypass surgery, because none of the other veins in his body were in good enough shape to use on his heart. Instead, the plan is to attempt yet another stent placement in the morning to relieve his intense chest pain with any exertion. He was pretty vacant, mostly playing mobile games on his ipad and sleeping, and I don't blame him. I think that whether the stent works or not, his next step may be to get evaluated for a donor graft, in which some generous dead person contributes a major vein to keep this guy's heart pumping.
Anyway, he gets peritoneal dialysis now, since conventional dialysis is a much more complicated option for him than it used to be when his veins worked. He essentially gets fluid pumped into his abdominal cavity, where it soaks up pollutants and sucks imbalanced electrolytes out of the blood, after which the fluid is pumped back out and discarded. It makes his blood sugar skyrocket, for reasons I haven't researched (it's not a thing I do, although now I'd like to know why it does that), so he was critical care simply because he needed an insulin drip with hourly blood-sugar checks.
The day was very quiet for him, apart from an ultrasound of the femoral arteries to see if the surgeons would be able to stent him in the morning. We'll see how that turns out.
Finally, after losing the VATS guy, I picked up another pt-- a very young woman in her thirties, a mother of three, whose autoimmune disorder had attacked her liver and caused massive cirrhosis. She was quiet and friendly and polite, but she'd been throwing up blood for three days after running out of Protonix (which she took because she had a history of ulcers), and her blood levels were disastrously low. With a hemoglobin of 4.2 and a hematocrit of 12.8, she was white as a sheet and her blood was watery when I stuck her finger to check her sugar levels.
Worse, her immune issues meant that she was IgA deficient, requiring any blood she received to be carefully washed in the blood center forty-five minutes away... and she had an unusual antibody, which has to be identified at the blood center, and which may severely limit the amount of blood that's available to her. So she was just lying there in bed, too weak and pale to do anything but shift her weight off her left hip (which was killing her because her sciatic nerve has been inflamed since her last pregnancy), waiting for blood to show up.
She wasn't throwing up any blood, so the doctor was hesitant to stick a scope down her throat, lest a scab scrape off and start the bleeding all over again. But if she bleeds again tonight, she'll be getting scoped. I won't find out until morning. I hope she's okay.
Spent a good hour of her admit time on the phone with hospital IT trying to figure out what the fuck was going on with Epic today. Man, hospital IT, talk about a fucking thankless job. If you do everything right, you're completely invisible and nobody cares that you exist; if you change anything you get a furious blizzard of kickback no matter how necessary the change is or how seamlessly it's implemented; if you offer technical support you get snapped at and huffed at and terminally eye-rolled; and even after the person who called is sick of the problem and ready to ditch it and rig a makeshift solution and move on, you have to go back and fix it ANYWAY because there is a REPORT.
Frankly, I'd rather handle poop.
Rachel is doing well today. She keeps having setbacks on her discharge, but she was moved to the big room at the end of the hall, where her panoramic window gives her views of mountains instead of boring downtown glass. She was able to stand up today for a few seconds, but is still incredibly weak and easily made short of breath. Her son visited again the other day, and they wheeled her down in a recliner to meet her daughter in the lobby, so she got to hold both her babies and give them kisses.
The woman who's been bleeding after her liver failure is still bleeding. They put the femoral pressure thing back on her today. She has a huge pressure ulcer on her groin from the fem-stop crushing her constantly, but it's the only way to keep her alive. Her abdomen is increasingly distended and there are worries that she's bleeding into her belly, but we can't drain her with a needle because that's one more place to bleed from. The doctors have been trying desperately to talk her and her family into focusing her care on comfort and family interactions rather than on these continual, painful, brutal, even disfiguring treatments we're doing to her to keep her alive while she turns yellow and exsanguinates.
I wonder how long a blood bank takes to cut you off.
She screams pretty much constantly. Pain medications just don't work for her, because her liver is so fucked. It's very disturbing to staff as well as family and other patients. I don't think I could stand to do CPR on her, knowing that she's Hep C positive, spewing blood everywhere, and fatally ill even if we bring her back from one death. I guess I'll find out soon enough what my moral boundaries there are.
Liver failure is one hell of a way to go.
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